It was the year 2121. …

1. It was the year 2121. It was a post-apocalyptic world. Zombies crowded around my house. One started pounding at my front door. I huddled in the corner of my living room, too terrified to move.
2. Then the pounding stopped. I heard a voice from the other side of the door. "Hey, buddy, you alive in there?" I opened the door. Two men stood there, one tall and thin with a scraggly beard, the other was shorter and wider with a bushy mustache.
Suddenly, a loud boom echoed, and the zombie crumpled to the ground. I looked up, and saw a man standing in my doorway. He was in his 20s, and he wore a black cowboy hat and a long, iced-out chain necklace. He had a revolver in his hand. +2
I didn't know what to do. I was sure that I was going to die. Then, a beam of light shot down from the sky. It was an angel! The angel was wearing a white robe, and a halo was floating above his head. He was glowing like a lightbulb. He said to me, -2
3. "What in God's name is going on here? Why are there zombies everywhere?" the tall one asked. "I don't know," I replied. "I think it's because
4. "of that new COVID variant. Good thing I'm vaccinated. The zombies are still pretty scary, though. It might take a while before we have a booster to take care of that bit."
"we're all dreaming. This is just a dream LOL." -5